Overindulged last night and now, I’m paying for it. I’m on my tiny laptop with its malfunctioning touchpad. I just created this in MS Paint to illustrate the wretched shape I’m currently in. Apparently, I feel like a ripoff of Pokemon “Ditto,” at a ticker-tape parade, covered by spirals.
Not far off. I would sacrifice a kidney to achieve coffee and ibuprofen without having to get up. Getting up is not in my immediate future. Not even for the remote. The Hub is on. Strawberry Shortcake. Her friends are all so much more attractive. I’m digging this pink haired girl. I think she represents grapes?
