X-Entertainment, There are the four simple things that could fix...

There are the four simple things that could fix everything.

Coffee, duh.

Aspirin, but spelled asprin, so my years of saying it that way will no longer be a source of regret.

Saltines. Hopefully ones with lots of bubbly brown spots for me to pop with my tongue. Best secret game ever.

And a cool bee with partly-mystical robot claw hands, awarding him the abee-lity to effectively carry the previous items over to me.

I would never ask for anything again if a bee delivered crackers right now.