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Things I Own #1: Pac-Man Pasta Can.

From Chef Boyardee in 1982. I’ve had this can for around a decade. Sadly, the contents were emptied for some long ago review. As I recall, canned pasta looks really gross once it hits 20.

The pasta shapes included ghosts, pellets and Pac-Man himself, but the real star was their collective gravy: GOLDEN CHICKEN FLAVORED SAUCE.

Golden. Chicken. Flavored. Sauce.

On their own, four harmless words. Together, death. Worst part is, there are still remnants of that horrible sauce scattered around the inside of the can. It looks like monkey eye crud.

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